Californians can’t get enough of snickering at how quaintly hysterical we East Coasters became after our earthquake today. A report from a waiting room in Santa Barbara, via Twitter: “CNN is on going on and on about the east coast earthquake. People here are laughing.” LA Weekly wrote of the quake, wrote, “Even by L.A. terms 5.9 is a rocker.” Even by L.A. terms—because, you know, Southern California invented earthquakes.” —
We’ll stop having earthquakes if California stops having plastic surgery.
an earthquake is a fucking earthquake. north, south, east, west. who gives a shit. we all have a mouthful of something to say. east coast is just upset cause cali isnt comforting you poor babies. if we had a burden of snow piled on us, you’d be talking shit too.. i’m just happy everyone is OK and breathing :)
so eat a spoonful of shit people! and swallow it too.